geniusbillionairesassmaster:
SO BASICALLY TODAY my stern English teacher was leaning around trying to catch someone’s eye to answer his question
I turned to my friend and accidentally sang
LOUDER THAN EXPECTED
AND THE WHOLE CLASS BURST INTO LAUGHTER AND MY ENGLISH TEACHER WAS JUST SO DONE BECAUSE HE HATES LES MIS
HE WENT TOMATO RED FROM LAUGHING AND PUT HIS HEAD DOWN ON THE DESK
I.
BROKE.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER.
kankristhrobbingprivilege:
today at lunch this person complimented my teeth and said they were really straight and i very quietly stated “thanks they’re only straight thing about me” and they snorted so hard that milk shot out of their nose
muelin:
one time we had a virus on an old-ass compaq laptop we had bought and it was insured under office depot, and dad had called them and they claimed the warranty didn’t cover viruses, so dad put down the phone, grabbed the laptop, walked to the staircase anD FUCKIGN THREW IT DOWN THE OGDDAMN STAIRS AND IT SHATTERED INTO FOUR PIECES
and then he picked up the phone and said “it just accidentally launched down the stairs, do you cover drops?” and we got a brand new laptop out of it
janehayes:
if you ever feel awkward just remember that during my spanish oral a levels exam i walked up to the podium and did my introduction in french
doctorangel:
jakemalik:
hungryzekes:
kanyewesticle:
holynipples:
kanyewesticle:
jakemalik:
kanyewesticle:
*whispers in ur ear* would you like fries with that
*bites lip* oh yeah baby
*touches ur inner thigh* would you like to super size that
*pokes head through the door* we’re out of toilet paper
what
*pokes head through window* she said she’s out of toilet paper
wtf can we get some privacy here
*pokes head through the ceiling vent* no
ewelock:
DO YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME
(Source: thats-so-meme)
just-a-skinny-boy:
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background