Goat Cheese Stuffed Cherry Peppers via Fork Knife Swoon
Mine would be a dolphin or a penguin. Something slippery! I just like to have fun. — Darren Criss on what’s his spirit animal
“ur a rly good friend but ur breath is fuckin nuclear”
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
I DIDN’T KNOW MATT SMITH WAS IN DETROIT OHMYGOD
The doctor sits me on a table and asks me to stick out my tongue.
I ask him if he sees the paintings I carry in the back of my throat.
He laughs as if I’m telling a joke,
I’ve got Basquiat, Schiele, Van Gogh, and Da Vinci
so when I laugh, I taste brushstrokes.
I ask him if he can stick out his tongue
so I can see what he has trapped inside of him.
He hesitates a little then he does and I see a man who
struggles for acceptance and chokes on the word
—Lacey Roop, The Parts of Humans Science Can’t Explain