hugs and butterfly kisses

portraits-of-america:

     “In Nepal, we cook twice a day. Here, they cook once a week, put the food in the refrigerator, and microwave it later.”

Akron, OH 

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portraits-of-america:

     “My maiden name was Burger and his last name is Berger, so I went one letter from Burger to Berger. It gets better: His brother’s name is Bob and he was our best man. My dad’s name is also Bob, so we had two Bobs, Berger and Burger, at the wedding. Bob, his brother, was married to Linda. My name is also Linda, so we had two Linda Bergers. Everyone was confused.
     “Then I go to the Secretary of State to change my name. ‘What’s your maiden name?’ Burger. ‘Now, what’s your married name?’ Berger. ‘No, no, we need your last name.’ I just gave it to you—Burger.”

Livonia, MI

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The school year hasn’t even started and I’ve already cried from feeling stupid this year is gonna be great I can feel it

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Happy 1st of September!

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sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

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veinteunopilotas:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY GOD

coca-cola:

A skateboarding dog? Easy. Teaching her the “Share” command was the tough part. #ShareaCoke

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HEY FOLLOWERS

askboxmemes:

TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
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robotrockers:

I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.

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#with love